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Salary Thief

Salary calculator

You worked hard.
How much chicken?

Put your salary in and the day gets a little funnier. Put your yearly or monthly pay in and it comes back as chicken, coffee and rent.

Convert my salary

The maths happens in your browser. Nothing is sent to a server and nothing goes in the URL.

Include bonuses if they are part of the figure. Monthly is calculated as yearly ÷ 12.

These figures are before tax. What actually lands in your account is lower once tax and contributions come out. This site does not guess a tax rate for you. If you know your take-home pay, pick "Take-home" above and enter that figure instead.

Working hours

Your weekly, daily and per-second figures come from these numbers — actual hours worked, not a 24-hour day.

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Put your yearly or monthly pay in above and it comes back as chicken, coffee and rent. Just browsing? Hit "Try an example".

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Storage is not available in this browser — you may be in a private window, or site data may be blocked. The calculator and image saving still work normally.

History stays in this browser only. It does not appear on another device or in another browser.